Calling all married women! You know how the joke goes…if you want to have sex, don’t get married. The demands of everyday life can sometimes take a toll on your love life but don’t forget that a fulfilling sexual relationship can be the fuel which drives a healthy marriage. That being said, here are the different types of sex that every married lady has experienced at least once in her life:
1. Sleepy Sex
This is the type of sex that happens when you’re busy but also frisky. You’re often too tired to engage in any sexual activity but you do it because you know there won’t be any time for the rest of the week to get it on.
2. Scheduled Sex
There’s nothing wrong with setting aside some time to have sex. The fact that your rendezvous is coming up might make you anticipate it more and get you excited for sex. Plus, some sex is better than no sex right?
3. "Let's Make a Baby" Sex
If you’re planning to have a child, you will probably have some of this type of sex. It might even involved some math on your side as you try to calculate your ovulate days and so on. Baby or no baby and the end of it, you’re guaranteed to have a good time.
4. Quiet Sex
After “Let’s make a baby” sex, you’ll eventually get to quiet sex. When you wanna get down with your hubby but also don’t want to wake the kids up. This type of sex also applies to visiting parents/relatives/friends or any situation where you don’t want to wake the whole house up.
5. Experimental Sex
This typically happens to couple who have been married awhile. A long while. You’re feeling like you need to spice things up in the bedroom to keep things hot and exciting so out come the karma sutra positions that you would never try normally try.
6. "We have chores to do but screw it" Sex
Spontaneous sex is less frequent when you’re official ball and chain status, but when you’re both neck deep in dirty dishes and you decide to do it on the kitchen counter instead of scrubbing another pot, that’s kind of sexy.
7. Seduction Sex
This is basically the old “you need to prove to me I am the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen even if my tits are saggy and I have cellulite on my ankle” by whipping out your best lingerie (and possibly plenty of massage oil, candles and whipped cream?).
8. Appreciative Sex
Sometimes you just can’t believe you’re married to this wonderful person who has your back, supports your endeavors, respects you and treats you like the true queen that you are and so d so you express that to them with sex.