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How To Have Quiet Sex When Other People Are Home

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How To Have Quiet Sex When Other People Are Home

December 29, 2017
How to have sex quietly when other people are home
We all want some privacy when we’re having a bedroom session with the hubby. But when we live with other people, it isn’t always available. Nothing disrupts the mood faster than hearing someone flush the toilet, or cough their lungs out. And nothing kills it quicker than when that someone also knows you’re getting it on. So how do we have sex quietly and discreetly?

It’s not always possible (or at least pleasant) to remain fully silent during sexy time, but there are a couple of ways to mask the sounds. And no, they don’t involve leaving the radio or TV on — having someone jabber on in the background can be as distracting.

Scroll the gallery to check out the other ways you can get down and dirty, without anyone catching on.

Text: Adora Wong, CLEO, Photo: UIP

READ MORE: 
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How To Have Quiet Sex When Other People Are Home
1. Pull your bed away from the wall
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It’s awkward for everyone in the house when the headboard bangs repeatedly against the wall. So if your bed touches it, be sure to pull it away. Just don’t drag it so that everyone knows you’re moving the bed.

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2. Use a white noise machine
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A white nosie machine fills the room with relaxing sounds, like that of a steady stream of wind blowing through trees. It’ll not only help put you to sleep at night, but also drown out the humping going on in your bed. 

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3. Do it on the floor
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Maybe you just can’t move your bed. Or the springs in them are way too creaky. Either way, if the sounds from your bed are going to give you away, you might as well move to the floor. Simply spread out a rug or towel, and you’re good to go. You could even do it doggy style on the floor – it’s pretty kinky. 

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4. Get under the covers
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Yes, it’ll be warm – but there’s something about sweaty sex that makes it super hot. It’s like hot yoga – you may not love it, but it pays off.

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5. Take It To The Shower
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It can be tricky for the both of you to get to the bathroom together, but ninja your way around and you just might be rewarded with the time of your life. Just try not to take too long because, well, it’s good to save the earth!

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6. Stock up on egg cartons
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Egg cartons are known to be great (and cheap) soundproofing tools, and you can line the floor and the bottom of your door with them to keep the sound down. Just don’t let anyone see you bringing a tonne home, as it’ll definitely give your game away. Or, if you have young kids, you can always use the excuse that you’re trying to keep the sound of your baby/toddler crying from reaching the other rooms in the house. How considerate of you!

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