“I call this hairstyle, “keep the kid alive”. Products you’ll need: sweat, string cheese, diaper rash cream, chewed up crayon, snot, and an enthusiastic spritz of panic.”

“My life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop.”

“Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected. You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics. It might be like living with a drug addict.”

“How do I do it all- with 3 kids & a full time job? This is how. Me & every other mom. #Naptime”

“You’re just like a human napkin for kids, like, they just wipe their face on you and stuff.”

… And the applause goes to Chrissy Teigen’s #mumgoals. The glam mum not only set the record straight for all of us – she admitted to having all the help for looking after Luna and herself. She has a little helper in the kitchen as well!

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Text: Now To Love/ Additional Reporting: Sandhya Mahadevan / Photos: TPG News, Instagram